June 2010
“I’ve never seriously thought about it, but I think my dream job would be owning...”
– The Bengal Stripe: Haven (via novh) (via nickelcobalt)
Seriously.
May 2010
“I like the color black. It doesn’t make me emo. It makes me Johnny Cash.”
– jessica stam (via precipice)
I like lists.
Lists make me feel calm and organized and structured.
The bottom 3 or so inches of my hair are done for and beyond repair. Getting a trim and a keratin treatment. Then investing in some bumble and bumble mending lotion and a new, better straightener.
Once all is well, I might dye it darker. I’ve been blonde for three years now. And bleach is such a leech. Pun intended.
Next paycheck-...
It's Just the New Jersey Talking
Pesky Doucheface: When I leave you, because I die, you had better be a raging alcoholic. I want you to be able to drink like a man. That's my wish for you.
Me: I can't get rid of you until you die?
Why is Girls Gone Wild in Lakeland?
Better yet, why did it take them this long to realize what a prime location Lakeland is?
Last night, Denny’s, surrounded by hookers, Pat laughing at his mental image of me being married with kids.
I am at once content and disturbed with my life.
I’m eating cake.
“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
– Frank Sinatra (via phoenizx)
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if all dogs go to heaven, does that mean all cats...
no, the cats go with the dogs to keep them busy.
Ask me anything
“That no life lives forever;
That dead men rise up never;
That even the...”
– “The Garden of Proserpine,” by Algernon Charles Swinburne (submitted by imanisamazing) (via quote-book)
A Day in the Life of Ashley Ketchum
adioscucarachaa: (10:33:02 PM) you have problems
tobehonestt: (10:33:14 PM) at least im not alone
adioscucarachaa: (10:34:34 PM) i want to start narrating things like a pokemon game
adioscucarachaa: (10:34:53 PM) ALLISON used BITCHY
adioscucarachaa: (10:35:01 PM) BITCHY was very effective!
So I was watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians with my mom, lusting after this hunk of boy as usual,
when my mother informs me that not only has she met Bruce Jenner, but she has his autograph.
…
Have I mentioned how big of a crush I have on Rob Kardashian?
UNF.
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What's your favorite movie?
The Godfather, probably. But Paris When It Sizzles is great too. I also love V for Vendetta and Up.
Ask me anything
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Are you dating anyone?
Boys are icky.
Ask me anything
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On a side note, owning a car named a Stirling Moss is now on my To Do If I Ever Become a Millionaire list. I don’t even care about the specs of the thing, it’s fucking name is Stirling Moss.
I finally got my Blackberry working and everything set up. And let me just say, I love this thing.
They call them Crackberry’s for a reason.
(All my email accounts in one place?!) (BBMing my best friend in Madrid whenever I want?!)
Goddamnit, technology.
(I sound like an old person. “What’s this ELECTRONIC MAIL THING, EH? How do I turn this thing off? Where’s the...
Things are going good. So good. This weekend was good. My friends are good. Good good good.
Even my last.fm is particularly good today.
Yep.
That's something to be proud of,
That’s a life you can hang your hat on.
My best friend is 19
Happy fucking Birthday Shelby Merritt.
And so begins the gift giving:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lQCRCRfWzo
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTE
Happy birthday bby I love you
“I’m gonna find you a sexy black guy.” -Ryan
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you seem to value friendship a lot, is that true?
yeah, my friends are my second family
Ask me anything
Oh hello, thunderstorm. I didn’t even see you coming.
My Rules for Dating
1. Men who wear silk (i.e. silk shirts, silk boxers, silk robes)- You won’t be getting in my bed.
2. Men who have Jesus tattooed on their body.- I think this speaks for itself.
3. Tribal tattoos- This is not 1999. Even if it was 1999, I still wouldn’t date you.
4. Not having a car/job/phone- No scrubs.
5. Criers- I set a three times a year limit for myself. If you cry more than...
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i hope you are nicer than i remember
um…oh. you must have caught me on a bad day.
Ask me anything
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DO YOU HAVE ANY PETSSSS
I do, I have a dog named Jessie. :)
Ask me anything
It’s your life on stage and your life in bed. I keep showing up and it is not pride and it is not because I am strong. Sometimes it is all there is left to do.
For the Good Night and Fear
We keep at it. Real good. Not so good at being sneaky. Everyone asks me about you.
I tell them we’re friends. In my head I tell them to mind their own business.
I’m screaming don’t ruin this for me at a dog whistle pitch no one can hear.
Sitting next to someone else makes my skin crawl.
You are grounding. Electricity returning home. You make it dissipate.
Drift wood. But...
