My mother just called to tell me she’s been hiding in the laundry room. Lololololol.
Talk about some evil weather. Apparently people had to be taken to the hospital from Sun n Fun and Lakeland’s already been on the news several times.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
this is still one of my favorite jokes