April 2011
March 2011
My mother just called to tell me she’s been hiding in the laundry room. Lololololol.
Central Florida
Be safe!
Talk about some evil weather. Apparently people had to be taken to the hospital from Sun n Fun and Lakeland’s already been on the news several times.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
this is still one of my favorite jokes
“But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever stop howling.”
—Margaret Atwood (via albumontem)
